THE METAL DETECTOR

As I walked through the metal detector, at the Atlanta airport,I just knew my hip replacement was going to set the metal detector alarm off.....and it did! ..........With all this heightened security, my hip replacement, had finally triggered the alarm, after 3 years, and I was told to step to the side, and be frisked, by an officer. Well, when the officer asked me to raise my arms, I couldn't even do that, because of my shoulder surgery, and you should have seen me trying to explain myself out of that one! (A regular Laurel and Hardy comedy act folks!)
Anyhoo, I thought about how cool it would be if we had a "sin" detector for us to walk through.......but, maybe it's better that we don't, huh?
It might be going off so much that the planes would never get of the ground!
What a mess that would be!
Becky